I so strongly agree with this meme.

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This would be me but I've got all these pesky engrams.

I'm starting an OnlyDans, where Dans get together to complain about being called "Dan the man, Daniel-san" and "Danny Boy" our whole lives.

They should serve burrata in those single serve gogurt tubes. Billion dollar idea. DM me for venmo if you want to invest.

Honestly shocked they built the pyramids with those interest rates.

For an astonishing 28th year in a row, the most popular Italian baby name is Waluigi.

Is Andy Kaufman going to pop out of his Eric Adams costume before the next election?

The stagers should be in prison for missing this opportunity.

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