y’all ever be sitting and think “damn this is the real life”

I pretend that I don't know the gossip, so that they can give me another version

me: why did my alarm not go off? my alarm:

him : “are u stupid?” me:

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny

this is fucking art u beasts wouldn’t get it

Me after guessing my own password

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

Thisss

should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight

It’s margarita degrees outside

old 2000s school lunch menu

I remember they banned these in school because it was that serious lmaoo

what do you mean “confirms”

if landlords opened a restaurant

Neighbors banded together to stop an arson suspect carrying a blowtorch in Los Angeles' Woodland Hills neighborhood as the Kenneth fire blazed nearby.