Literally just want to talk to someone. lol no one likes me tho nor takes the time to get to know me so. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

I had the dankest onion rings today. Ate them with some fry sauce. 👌🏻

I'm not as holy as you think.

I'm a twisted bitch.

Grab my ass bend me over and call me princess. Or let me kiss down your body and call me mommy. 😏😘

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Got all dressed up for nothing.

I’ll always be in love with Chuck from gossip girl lol

//so my bf and I are having car sex and I’m taking it from behind ya know. Daddy is going to pound town and I end hitting my head on the door repeatedly but I’m not going to stop because yeah. Anyways just got home and I have a giant bump on my head and a pounding headache.

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What if I’m pregnant with the Antichrist???????????

Best friend/soulmate: “then we’d have to keep it”

Glad those are the only stipulations. 😂

“Why are you high-fiving me!? That’s such a dykie thing to do..” -best friend/soulmate.

New fake.

“Oh god, please don’t be your mom. I will hand you divorce papers.” Why am I laughing so hard I feel as if I should be offended but I’m not. Lol weed makes everything better.

I’m fucking ready for sleep y’all

Someone should message me. Feeling extra cuddly.

New fake. Rt/like