Want pee in your pants instantly? Do this: 1.) piss yourself as soon as possible 😂

Who coming over to smoke some of this mid I just rolled up 🤑🤑🤑

I’m up full cream mode rn

Real funny guys who orbital striked my apartment

Just straight up Scorping it‼️

fuckit if John Cena can give up so can i

Santa asking me if I’ve been freaky this year

Merry Christmas!! Ouuuu I’m so jolly 🎅

Hell yeah

Like a moth to a flame

More Minnesota daycare fraud

That match was great! clean up isle my pants !!!! #aewrevolution

I know there’s a Chinese equivalent of me that’s far more efficient at tasks and less addicted to his phone but I also know that he’ll never laugh or love the way that I do. And he’ll never have AMC movie pass

dis frying me cuz you’ll really see a white family of 3 just like this in Michigan