I have plans I'm working on to try and move again so I'm close to FedEx so I can work there, I delayed my employment there by a week, this might be best job opportunity since they're paying $19 an hour and there are promotions.

I am in the mood to go in a narcissistic tangent about how I'm one of the most privileged people on earth again, I'm just really hypedthat I got a job at FedEx.

My favorite holiday is coming up tomorrow too, and I'm gonna see my cousins and blow up fireworks, WOOOOOOO!

He's just like me fr.

Pokimane raped me, but I liked it so it's no big deal.

I'm out with family and I've been really happy and talking about how I'm really excited to work for FedEx and try to get promoted to work for driving for them and they're all sorta like "Eh, okay I guess." is it too narcissistic to wish they were more proud of me or no?

Man I wish I brought my Nintendo Switch here, I'm missing out on 1v1 Rocket League matches.

I wish I was half as funny as my dad, he should've passed on more of his funny genes off to me.

This fourth of July we should blow up some nuclear bombs, make it a day that won't be forgotten.

Morning!

I'm gonna work for FedEx soon and the mood swings between being extremely hyped and being afraid are hitting hard.

Doodle.

So real.

I can't stop shaking, this is not a good look. Have a few days until I start work.

I am unaccomplisged for someone who is naturally one of the most privileged people to exist.

Fourth of July makes me sad suddenly because I was born to a cool first world country when I could've been born in a 3rd world shithole, and I have not made enough money or accomplished enough to honor how lucky I am on this earth.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!

I just wanna bang some hoes right now.

TFW you're temporarily back in NYC to blow up the city.

I got the stupid idea to make a sandwich using pickles as a replacement for bread.