Lady Gaga would be so happy to know there are little monsters that actually have taste and don’t just wear galaxy print and Buffalo’s.

I’m a ____________ |\ \ \|\ \/////////// \|\ \____ \|\ \ aggot \|\ \///// \|\ \ \|\ \ \|\____\ \////////

Woke up today and decided I’m into multiple adjective descriptions.

My Voldy Hole on the cover of Office Magazine Issue 14

Tommy Cash called my Voldemort bussy the hottest cover ever made which invalidates any and all other opinions. Sorry haters, but my Avada Kedumptruck is iconic. Stay pressed and celibate, I’m gonna stay juicy and horny.

Oh so ur a socialist? Redistribute ur swag then.

twitter crop gone? here's hayley williams next to rihanna

You either go to Hibernian House and: - do meth - swear to never do meth There is no in between.

No word of a lie I think David Guetta is the best dance music producer of our time. The video of him high off his fucking nut playing yo a stadium of people lives rent free in my head from now till eternity.

Ok hear me out; Katniss Everdeen was the blueprint for Bella Hadid in her 2020 role as president of ANTIFA.

Refuses vaccine but will snort this product made by this dude

Bring back the train newspaper MX espesh ‘overheard’ and ‘here’s looking at you’ sections

Arca is to Gen Z what Gaga was to Millennial’s

“why are you “like what?” dressed like that?”

Esther Ng has purchased The Cricketers Arms Hotel for $10 million, TMZ reports.