Bro to Bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Celebrity worship..

this is the ending cutscene to a game after you beat it

remember when mfs used to say that anime is weird?? now its literally competing with hollywood

Y’all don’t even be knowing niggas got wives. Shut up.

Russell Wilson is sick right now 💀

Kevin Hart is unhinged dog 😭😭😭

Losing the ball means I had possession

The best part about being authentic is there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being

Told them lil niggas to lock in and they locked the fuck in

I'm about to start telling people “as long as that makes sense to you”when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

You'd make a killing doing parties for rich people

😭

Flexing don’t gotta make sense

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

Drake lost the battle the black way and the white way lmaoooo

dis yo last chance my nigga