Noooooo my water bottle is in the carrrr 😫

now we're talking

She really said : 🤨

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Them: just listen to your body My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

I woke up in a bad mooooooood 😭😭 I just wanna go home and make caldo :( I better be in the mood to make it by the time I get home 😭

I want soda I need to buy a pack of them Mexican ones

I got my account suspended my last strike said room temperature IQ has entered the chat

I get so SCARED to go to the dentist nothing bad has ever happened I just don’t like it. My brain doesn’t know the difference of jumping out a plane and going to the dentist how do I fix this? 🤣

I abandoned my truck and walked the rest of the way to work I hate her rn

My mans is teaching me to drive stick and I shift so well but my start??? It needs work 😭 I’m just a girl 😭

Me: accounting Also me: *opens calculator* 7+8 🤣🤣🤣

Bread is so bomb

People. I need yall to learn to drive 😭🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

My AirPods where green dude I checked them, and when I got to work they were dead 😭 the lieeeees 😭