Drove home tonight under the sienna brown shades of a cinnamon sunset

Most people only want to read your headlines, not your story. Pain is when someone who SHOULD want your story, only wants your headlines.

It was a balmy December day as she left to meet her sister for lunch.... wait that doesn’t sound right... I mean it’s true. But balmy seems wrong. Sigh

Bella, the upstairs dog, is having a howling, barking fit. My dog, Piper, feels she needs to growl along in solidarity. #crazydog

Wouldn’t it be cool if your hair color told people how you’re feeling. Like a mood ring? Except right now mine would be puke green. With streaks of annoyance. #ihatebeingsick #whatcolorisannoyance

Apparently one of my sister’s holiday pastimes is heckling Hallmark Christmas movies. Lol. #christmas #HallmarkChristmasMovies 🎄

Messed up my own Amazon addressing shipping system to my mom and sister so they know which presents to wrap for the other

New Year’s Eve and my air conditioner is on. #lifeinsouthcarolina. #NewYearsEve2018

So... #CNNNYE is kind of a a very drunken bravo-esque New Year’s Eve ... especially those New Orleans correspondents, they’re two shots away from sitting on the concrete drunkenly lamenting on their love lives while you wait for an uber to pour them into.

#spoiled. Listening to rain sounds on my #Alexa while lying on my freshly scented pillow, and going to bed early with my bougie Pomeranian. #😴

Here’s a novel idea: why not tip your friendly #TSA agents at the airport during the #GovernmentShutdown.

Me to my dog: c’mere! Come see me! You want some Momma time? It’s like Hammer Time but with more petting of your fuzzy little cuteness!

My high is #knitting and my drug is #yarn. #oldladylife #notthatold #whateverfloatsyourboat

Hey Iman Crosson Words With Friends Yuzu is a type of citrus fruit. Game isn’t recognizing. Booooo.

A #pessimist is someone who looks at a rainbow and sees a frown. #beanoptimist

#foodforthought #professionaldevelopment

#CustomerServiceWeek #serviceismagic

#PsychtheMovie #atlanta pls! I'll let you pet my dog. I'll bake you cookies & bring my hot friends who might touch you inappropriately. ;)

Check out my #etsy page! cutesox.etsy.com. Retweet! Tell your friends!!!

Whelp, at least my dog loves me.