East Standings 1-3 ODU and FAU looking strong. FIU holds the last spot by only 1 game and 3 points! Who will be crowned the Beast of the East?

West Standings 1-3 Touch luck for the Golden Eagles down there in Mississippi! Tied-1st in PD but Last in W/L 😣 Wide open division race! Who will be the last 3 standing when the dust settles in the Wild West?

Last half H2H, coming at ya with your favorite #SpicyLizard

Week 13 FAU slaps OD, UNT has a glorious scrimmage, SoMiss gets a Win and UAB edges Rice by 1!

Week 14, SoMiss gets another W! UNT and UAB roll in the 80’s. UTSA and FAU squeak by.

Week 15 WKU slaps the big dawgs! FAU and OD tie at 80?! UTSA, Rice, and Charlotte all have big weeks too

Week 16 UAB and FAU tie at 80... AGAIN?! UNT picks back up and Charlotte posts the season high. Krispies get it done and Marshall pulls in the W.

Week 17 Rice finishes strong as does Charlotte, UTSA makes a last minute Playoff push as does WKU. Can anyone stop Charlotte or UNT? LA Tech throws down as well and FAU pads the stats.

The Ole Wild West goes to D2/D3 Retro BCS Big Blues OC Krispies Kruise to 2nd Rice KRISPIES RB And RetroBurner make it in by the scales on their tails! It paid to tie this year! It’s playoff time y’all! (And my lunch break is over) -Love, Coach Weix

Y’all ready for CUSA playoff action?! Let’s get it!

East Wildcards @ODUretro marched into Jarwin Stadium with high expectations. With the game tied at 46-46 to start the 4th quarter, Ryan 🇺🇬🦉 led the team rally cry of “NO MORE TIES” ODU’s dreams of the CUSA title come to a {Screeching} halt as they fall to the Owls.

West Wildcards #13 North Texas - Coach Weix landing ass-backwards into the playoffs knew the odds were against him. However, with home field advantage, Rice KRISPIES RB is nearly unstoppable. The (other) Owls Snap - Crackle - Pop the #SpicyLizards title run.

East Division Title Can you DIG it?! With CFP action ahead of them Coach Dunbar and the good Niners knew how to take care of business. Ryan 🇺🇬🦉 can’t handle the gold rush defense and Charlotte moves on to the title!

West Division Title The best football game played in Jerry World this season for sure! Even though Rice KRISPIES RB felt at home in the blue and white, they were bumping MEAN GREEN crowd noise allllll game long. D2/D3 Retro BCS Big Blues OC lays down the law in ole Wild West.

The stage is set! The Beast of the East and the King of the Wild West Let’s get ready to RUMBLE

When the uni’s clash like this you know it’s going to be a battle! D2/D3 Retro BCS Big Blues OC Had total control for the first half leading 40-30! The Niners take over and never look back. Some say their halftime snack of VooDoo Zapp’s and Red Bull’s was the secret. Congrats Coach Dunbar

There ya have it! Coach Dunbar and the Niners take the Conference Championship too. See y’all for Season XX! -#13 North Texas - Coach Weix

For the first time in a couple seasons, the🐐 conference will be having a conference schedule. A couple repeats, but hopefully our schedule maker...WHOEVER THAT IS 👀 will get better for next season. Conference USA RetroBowl

It's Over!!! Ryan 🇺🇬🦉 are your back-to-back Conference USA RetroBowl Conference Champions!!!!