hey (with the intention of going to the cinema)

it’s been years since i’ve eaten goldfish crackers, and today i’m risking it all because im gonna enjoy the little things in life even if they make me shit my pants

why does dasani taste dry

i will continue to go work at the lc in trumbull because they have crème savers in every drawer

breaking vegan for a goldfish cracker is the best thing i’ve done for myself in years

catching the sun

my coworker driving over a car battery in the parking lot and me having to crawl under his car to get it out wasn’t on my list of things to do today, but here we are, and my hands are filthy

what i learned today is i can eat goldfish and cheez-its, but apparently shredded cheese is where my lactose intolerance draws the line

sometimes you have to stomp your feet a lil bit to get what you want

when it’s this hot out there’s few things that are better than eating a salad on the couch with a fan directly on you

i cleared my throat in front of a customer at work today and he goes “don’t do it like that, try grumbling like an upset cat, it’ll do the same thing but won’t rip up your vocal cords” and……it worked

got asked for ID at the package store today, we’re so back

butter noodles dinner is elite

i’m so tired i’m blinking one eye at a time

with my breakfast being half a starbucks sandwich and 10 munchkins, lunch being mcdonald’s fries and an apple pie, i am the absolute pinnacle of health

halfway through my 36 day work streak, currently blinking one eye at a time

shoutout to the girls at brooklyn baking co that gassed me the fuck up this morning

officially at the age where eating taco bell at midnight was a mistake

no, i actually don’t think there’s anything more annoying than my car telling me my e-brake is engaged (it’s not) by beeping over and over and over and over and-

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.