Oh, lord. - . . Was not expecting that.

No, no - not that I have a problem with it. . . /Buuuut/.

Y'wanna sssseee a magic trick?~

Promise I got a lot'a 'em.

Sits on Cap'n Crunch.'s lap.

|| IT IS NOT A KNOWN FACT. I DONT WRITE TWINKS ALL THE TIME, FUCK OFF LEMOANZ.

|| i've written about four daddies in my years of rp, thanks very much.

“Well, technically.” x.com/handmebeer/sta…

“Well I mean. All you're really gonna get is Mexican, Chinese, all American - I hear American tastes like freedom.” x.com/handmebeer/sta…

|| I'm gonna need more interaction here and on Harley. How will I possibly work that out.

Casually flings a card at his nose. x.com/starksandspark…

“- . . .” Is wincing; didn't mean to fling it thaaat hard. “I'm so sorry, man. Oops.” x.com/starksandspark…

“I'm really sorry, I was aiming for your chest and well,” Shrugs, cautiously reaching over to collect the card. x.com/starksandspark…

“Ja --” Nonono. “A magician. An entertainer if you will; hi, Mr. Stark.~” x.com/starksandspark…

“Well - lube can /surely/ do the trick.” x.com/handmebeer/sta…

Hiya, toots. [Rubs on them cheeks. Not booty cheeks; but cheeks.] x.com/unforgottenico…

[Pouts, demandingly sliding his hands down his chest.] But, Mister Rooogers.~ x.com/unforgottenico…