The real reason we revolted

You guys hate Dave Matthews because of his obnoxious music I hate Dave Matthews because he dumped 800 pounds of poop on a bunch of strangers We are not the same

Drinking Dasani? No wonder Kim dipped

People were just so much happier back then

This is gonna be a movie in 5 years

The 2 year anniversary of when I created this Twitter to be angry about the bar exam 😤

Middle school peeps after saying “see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya”

The other 3%:

Rays 5 games back 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Yankees moment

Women be like “he’s so perfect” whole time his birthday is between August 23 and September 22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

SAD

the number one rule of running a major airline company is to be yourself and prioritize your own happiness. a lot of people think you owe them something just because they paid for a boarding pass. you don’t. you should separate yourself from that kind of toxicity and focus on you

This is the worst Christian defeat since the 5th crusade

World champion of *checks notes* the world

been waiting all summer for this PLAY THE SONG!!

Junior Caminero during this road trip: 10 G .359/.395/.923 1.318 OPS .534 wOBA .564 ISO 7 HR 11 R 13 RBI 252 wRC+ At just 22 years old, Junior is becoming a superstar. Pay the man! #RaysUp