Of course they teamed up. Stupid minds clearly think alike.

I start zip-tying random stuff when I’m bored.

Take the tasks and schedule no one wants. Eat the pressure. That’s how killers are built.

Aircon’s getting sorted Wednesday, blinds go up Saturday, gardener’s dropping by Sunday, and the new dining set’s coming in on the 22nd. Feels good settling into the new place. 💸

Either youre in it until death or youre not in it at all.

My home office is proudly engineered with zip ties and double-sided tape.

If you don't like movies like Hereditary, Midsommar, Talk to Me, or Take Her Back, you probably won't like Weapons. I did. I loved it.

Packed on some weight from prednisone, but it’s time to lock in. See you soon.

Quality over quantity.

Numbers don’t lie. If they don’t work, nothing will.

a genre called cringecore.

Wannabe scringers sound less metal and more like Cookie Monster having a midlife crisis.

Yes

Man, Together was actually a trip.

Cable organizing: my favorite headache.

Back when I was young, heartbroken, and lost, I found The Story So Far’s What You Don’t See. That record didn’t just play, it carried me. That record fucking healed me.

Yo good noosh

All about recording (and a couple of headlining shows) this month.

These credit card cash back scammers are fucking idiots. 😂

UFC using Garbage’s I Think I’m Paranoid for the Valentina-Zhang promo is spot-on.