“dinosaur documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman… …produced by Steven Spielberg” you had me at hello

I have the screenplay! Which we developed w Francis Coppola in and around 1997-1998 and its a Gothic Western!

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building. She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he

women long for kindness, morality, and goodness, and are capable of finding that inside a monster because they understand what it's like to be perceived and valued based only on what you look like

BUT THE OTHER SNOW JUST MELTED

THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL

I think a lot of men need to realize they don’t have nearly the amount of gold required for the women who fuck w them to be actual gold diggers. You don’t pay any of her bills, you don’t fund her life, you don’t send her money for nails or hair or anything that could be taken as

So it appears the secret is this: Skincare - Korean Sun protection - Japanese or Australian Hair care - Indian or Brazilian Beard and Shave - Italian Bath and Body - African or Caribbean Dental - Turkish Diet - Mediterranean Laundry - Mexican Fragrance - Arabian Anything

I believe children should have parents who want them. So when a woman says she doesn’t want kids, y’all should probably leave her alone. Just saying.

calling a guy 'girl' and a girl 'bro' bc its not about the gender its about the vibes

Eavesdropping this first date at the bar and this motherfucker goes "am I your type?"

“tea is nasty, its for old people” me:

The hottest girl you know gushes about the moon and the stars and has a pile of unread books on her nightstand.

“I can’t see you tonight, I’ve got plans” The plans: Legs up the wall!! One of the most underrated things you can do for your body (all the hot girls are doing it btw): zero equipment, cost or effort, and it works on nearly every level that actually matters. “Uh but why would

women are not rehablitation centres for poorly raised men

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

Your brain literally isn't finished installing the software yet at 29. The neuroscience on this is staggering. The prefrontal cortex, the region responsible for complex decision-making, long-term planning, and judgment, doesn't complete structural development until around age

Went down the rabbit hole on this. A firefly spends up to two years underground as a larva, hunting slugs in the dirt. Then it crawls out, grows wings, and gets maybe three weeks as the glowing thing you remember from childhood. Three weeks to find a mate and reproduce. Then it's

“tish, how long has it been since we’ve waltzed?” “oh gomez… hours”

I cannot take straight men’s problems seriously at all. women push thru shit like this meanwhile men feel oppressed because their girlfriend gained a few pounds or refuses to do some shit he saw on pornhub.