Crystal Jacobs
@crysjacobs
*~Act like a LADY, think like a BOSS~*
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“HOT FUNNY WOMEN: Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.”
“HOT FUNNY WOMEN: Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them.”
“HOT FUNNY WOMEN: I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's just a secret that not even Victoria knows.”
“HOT FUNNY WOMEN: I need that one person who gives me the same feeling I have when I'm about to get paid.”