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First shown in 1997 on The Simpsons, Crypto Barn hinted at the future… The Simpsons told you first!
Before Bitcoin, there was Crypto Barn. $BARN

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Mmm… donuts. Heh-heh, nothing bad ever happens when I’ve got a box of donuts in my lap and a cold Duff in my hand… Wait a minute… what’s this? The chart? …D’OH! The stupid BEARS are pushing it down again! Red candles everywhere! They’re laughing at me! Laughing! I feel it…

Mmm… donuts. Heh-heh, nothing bad ever happens when I’ve got a box of donuts in my lap and a cold Duff in my hand…

Wait a minute… what’s this? The chart? …D’OH! The stupid BEARS are pushing it down again! Red candles everywhere! They’re laughing at me! Laughing!

I feel it…
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Mmm…1997… I remember it like it was yesterday. There I was, crossing the weird radio shack called "Crypto $BARN" everyone in Springfield thought was just full of causal games. But nooo, it wasn’t just a barn, it was Crypto BARN. Nobody believed me! I told Marge, “Marge, this

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Basketball and donuts… the two greatest things ever! Heh-heh. I’m not just Homer Simpson anymore, nope! I’m JorBARN, baby! Number 23, greatest dunker in all of Springfield. They hand me the ball, the crowd’s screaming, “Homer, Homer, Homer!” And I’m like, “D’oh! Stop

Basketball and donuts… the two greatest things ever! Heh-heh.

I’m not just Homer Simpson anymore, nope! I’m JorBARN, baby! Number 23, greatest dunker in all of Springfield. They hand me the ball, the crowd’s screaming, “Homer, Homer, Homer!” And I’m like, “D’oh! Stop
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Woohoo! 🎉🐮 Crypto Barn just hit 1,000 followers on Twitter, and it’s a big, beautiful stampede of support! 🚀 What started as just a little barn out in the digital fields has now grown into a lively community of farmers, traders, dreamers, and memelords all gathering under

Woohoo! 🎉🐮

Crypto Barn just hit 1,000 followers on Twitter, and it’s a big, beautiful stampede of support! 🚀

What started as just a little barn out in the digital fields has now grown into a lively community of farmers, traders, dreamers, and memelords all gathering under
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Back in the day, everybody was like, “Ethereum is finished! It’s slow! It’s broken! It’s never gonna work!” D’OH! People kept yelling, “Just another failed project, Homer! Buy Bitcoin, Homer!” But did I listen? …Well, sometimes. Mostly I was eating donuts. But NOW, heh-heh, look

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“NO MORE WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE… Mmm… PEACE!” Listen everybody! I’m just a simple guy… I like TV, donuts, beer, and maybe a nap or two… or five. But even I know… war is bad! Real bad! Like… worse than when Marge catches me eating the emergency bacon stash bad!

“NO MORE WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE… Mmm… PEACE!”

Listen everybody! I’m just a simple guy… I like TV, donuts, beer, and maybe a nap or two… or five. But even I know… war is bad! Real bad! Like… worse than when Marge catches me eating the emergency bacon stash bad!
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On earth number 420, Springfield did it again. Another prediction straight out of the yellow pages of destiny. In a dusty old Simpsons episode from the ‘90s, Homer sat on the couch, donuts in hand, TV blaring with a cartoonish Jerome Powell cutting “interest rates” by 50 points.

On earth number 420, Springfield did it again. Another prediction straight out of the yellow pages of destiny. In a dusty old Simpsons episode from the ‘90s, Homer sat on the couch, donuts in hand, TV blaring with a cartoonish Jerome Powell cutting “interest rates” by 50 points.
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You know, Marge, I always knew we,The Simpsons, were more than just me eating donuts and strangling Bart. Turns out… we run the future! D’oh! Every time we make some silly joke, BOOM, ten years later the whole world is like, “Whoa, Homer was right.” Heh-heh. Remember when we

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Aww man, check it out dudes: it’s me, Black Barnther, the protector of $BARN, the baddest Avenger in Springfield and Wakanda. Forget T’Challa, I’m the king of kicking butt and skipping homework. My vibranium suit? Yeah, I stole the idea from Wakanda, but I spray-painted a

Aww man, check it out dudes: it’s me, Black Barnther, the protector of $BARN, the baddest Avenger in Springfield and Wakanda. Forget T’Challa, I’m the king of kicking butt and skipping homework. My vibranium suit? Yeah, I stole the idea from Wakanda, but I spray-painted a
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Remember back in the day when we showed us these crazy future gadgets? Yeah, smartwatches, baby! We were sitting there in the ‘90s thinking, “Ha! Who’s gonna talk into their wrist like a dork?” Well guess what? BAM! Everyone’s doing it now. Simpsons did it first. Simpsons always

Remember back in the day when we showed us these crazy future gadgets? Yeah, smartwatches, baby! We were sitting there in the ‘90s thinking, “Ha! Who’s gonna talk into their wrist like a dork?” Well guess what? BAM! Everyone’s doing it now. Simpsons did it first. Simpsons always
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Missing $BARN is like missing donuts fresh outta the oven, except instead of frosting you’re missing generational wealth, and instead of sprinkles you’re stuck eating stale cabbage with Flanders. D’oh! Now here’s the situation, kids: You’re sitting there, staring at two pills.

Missing $BARN is like missing donuts fresh outta the oven, except instead of frosting you’re missing generational wealth, and instead of sprinkles you’re stuck eating stale cabbage with Flanders. D’oh!

Now here’s the situation, kids:
You’re sitting there, staring at two pills.
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Listen up, everybody! Homer J. Simpson here with some financial advice, and unlike my diet, this one’s actually good for you! Buy 1 MILLION $BARN right now. Not tomorrow, not next week, NOW! You know why? Because alt season is coming, and when it hits, those green candles are

Listen up, everybody! Homer J. Simpson here with some financial advice, and unlike my diet, this one’s actually good for you!

Buy 1 MILLION $BARN right now. Not tomorrow, not next week, NOW! You know why? Because alt season is coming, and when it hits, those green candles are
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“Marge… is… is Crypto Barn pumping today?” he says between chews. “I need to know if it’s going up before I finish this donut… actually, no, nothing’s more important than the donut. But still, I gotta know!” He licks frosting off his fingers and mumbles, “If Crypto Barn is

“Marge… is… is Crypto Barn pumping today?” he says between chews. “I need to know if it’s going up before I finish this donut… actually, no, nothing’s more important than the donut. But still, I gotta know!”

He licks frosting off his fingers and mumbles, “If Crypto Barn is
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[Studio lights dim. Audience cheers. Game show theme song plays.] Host: “Welcome back to Who Predicted It First?! Today’s contestant… Homer Simpson!” [Audience applauds as Homer waves with a donut in hand.] Host: “Alright Homer, for 1 MILLION $BARN tokens, here’s your

[Studio lights dim. Audience cheers. Game show theme song plays.]

Host: “Welcome back to Who Predicted It First?! Today’s contestant… Homer Simpson!”

[Audience applauds as Homer waves with a donut in hand.]

Host: “Alright Homer, for 1 MILLION $BARN tokens, here’s your
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Back in Bart to the Future, on March 19th, 2000, season 11, episode 17, the Simpsons already showed us the future. Not just Lisa becoming president (d’oh!), but the real juicy part: Kamala Harris’s famous purple suit. Yeah, the one she wore at the inauguration. Purple! Like

Back in Bart to the Future, on  March 19th, 2000, season 11, episode 17, the Simpsons already showed us the future. Not just Lisa becoming president (d’oh!), but the real juicy part: Kamala Harris’s famous purple suit. Yeah, the one she wore at the inauguration. Purple! Like
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The Simpsons, my show (woo-hoo!), called it again! Years before it happened, they showed Disney buying 20th Century Fox. And what happened in real life? BAM! Mickey Mouse walked in with a big ol’ bag of money, and now Bart works for a mouse! I mean, how do we keep doing this?

The Simpsons, my show (woo-hoo!), called it again! Years before it happened, they showed Disney buying 20th Century Fox. And what happened in real life? BAM! Mickey Mouse walked in with a big ol’ bag of money, and now Bart works for a mouse!

I mean, how do we keep doing this?
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Now that all the news are about football, let me tell you an old memory: Mmm… soccer. Or as those fancy folks call it, futbol. Heh-heh. The Simpsons, yeah, that show that’s older than Grandpa’s dentures, once again predicted the future! D’oh! They showed Germany kicking

Now that all the news are about football, let me tell you an old memory:

Mmm… soccer. Or as those fancy folks call it, futbol. Heh-heh. 

The Simpsons, yeah, that show that’s older than Grandpa’s dentures, once again predicted the future! D’oh!

They showed Germany kicking
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Mmm… back in the day, The Simpsons did it again, woo-hoo! They totally predicted auto-correct! You know, that thing on your phone that changes “I’ll be home soon” into “I’ll be gnome spoon”? D’oh! So there I was, watching Lisa type something in an old episode, and bam! The

Mmm… back in the day, The Simpsons did it again, woo-hoo! They totally predicted auto-correct! You know, that thing on your phone that changes “I’ll be home soon” into “I’ll be gnome spoon”? D’oh!

So there I was, watching Lisa type something in an old episode, and bam! The
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Homer stumbles into the crypto world, but this time he’s not just Homer… he’s Barnverine. “Raaahhh!!” roared Barnverine, his claws not made of adamantium, but of pure green candlesticks shooting straight to the moon. Instead of beer cans and donuts, he was ripping through

Homer stumbles into the crypto world, but this time he’s not just Homer… he’s Barnverine.

“Raaahhh!!” roared Barnverine, his claws not made of adamantium, but of pure green candlesticks shooting straight to the moon. Instead of beer cans and donuts, he was ripping through
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Homer and Marge stepping into the Breaking Bad universe, with donuts swapped for blue crystal: Homer sat in the dimly lit garage, goggles fogged up, hands trembling as he held a beaker full of glowing blue syrup. It wasn’t donuts, it wasn’t Duff: it was chemistry. Pure, perfect

Homer and Marge stepping into the Breaking Bad universe, with donuts swapped for blue crystal:

Homer sat in the dimly lit garage, goggles fogged up, hands trembling as he held a beaker full of glowing blue syrup. It wasn’t donuts, it wasn’t Duff: it was chemistry. Pure, perfect