Quite extraordinary NATO - totally missing European External Action Service - EEAS 🇪🇺 - issuing pathetic statements Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office - stopping scholarships Home Office - babbling about examples Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 - Chief of Defence pens articles saying Afghans can withstand Taliban attack Failure all round

Theresa May delivers a powerful, stand-out speech & clear about the different choices she might have made as PM: "What what does it say about us as a country, what does it say about Nato, if we are entirely dependent on a unilateral position taken by the US?" 1/

I love these so much

These are absolutely brutal, weapons-grade leaks coming from inside No.10. Talk about an unhappy ship... Never seen anything like it

Soviet humor on Nazi forces massing on the Czechoslovakian border in 1938: "Why are there so many troops?" "In case of a provocation." "What if there's no provocation?" "How could there not be with so many troops?!"

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove Joe Rogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

I've a simpler explanation Maybe Brexit was just a shit idea? Like many of us predicted & knew it would be

Russian Embassy in South Africa 🇷🇺 ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula MFA Russia 🇷🇺 Russia's MFA in Crimea🇷🇺 ГК РФ в Кейптауне Mr Putin SABC News Thabiso Lehoko Russian MFA in Kaliningrad 🇷🇺 Russian Embassy in Ethiopia George Galloway Caleb T. Maupin Sorry, but we can't stay silent on this one, it's just far too cynical. What 🇷🇺 is doing in 🇺🇦 is slaughtering innocent children, women and men for its own gain. It's definitely not "fighting Nazism". Shame on anyone who's falling for this. (Sadly, we're kinda experts on Nazism.)

Possibly the absolute worst take that has ever existed

I’m sure Angela Raynor’s quite capable of matching the ‘Oxford Union debating skills’ of someone who invoked Kermit the Frog in front of a speechless UN General Assembly and lost his place whilst extolling the virtues of Peppa Pig World to an audience of stunned business leaders.

This madman entered the Pokémon TCG North American International Championship with a 60 card deck made purely of novelty jumbo cards. The judges debated and ruled it was legal because card size is not specified in the rules.😂

Just today we’ve had a Tory MP suggest women should not be able to make decisions about their own bodies, we’ve had a protestor the government doesn’t like apprehended by police and we’ve been told that only the Prime Minister can approve an investigation into his own conduct

So many resignation letters that they made a sodding wordcloud

.Boris Johnson .UK Prime Minister Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference. We have some experience with this sort of thing…

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

Its all going really well in the UK at the moment

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

Today this man gave people earning £1m pa an extra £55k, whilst those on an average income about £25 extra per month. The Tories are ripping the piss out of you at the height of a cost of living crisis. Remember this and never vote Tory again!

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product