A #kingfisher from OriginalPrintsByJane arrived looking gorgeously wonderful

Well this looks like the most useful thing ever... x.com/CaterpillarXS/…

People who are all 'but you whinged when it was too cold and now you're whinging it's too hot, what do you want??!1?' – we want it to be a bright but breezy 18-25 degrees with the occasional cotton wool cloud floating in an azure sky. Why is that so hard to understand.

So true

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It is the woman's responsibility to be assaulted correctly. Start with the clothes: they should be unremarkable... She must make sure the assault lasts for hours... (Editorial, San Francisco Chronicle. Sept. 28 2018)

When you remember there's Bake Off on the telly tonight... #GBBO

I would put this cartoon in the atrium of every economics department and finance ministry.

Behind the scenes footage of Kim-Joy baking #GBBO

Well this is the most beautiful thing on twitter this evening

Christmas jumper biscuits to cheer up your Monday 🎄🌟⛄️!!!! Is it too early? Does it even matter? 😁💖 #christmas #christmasjumper

Just booked myself a London Craft Club mindful embroidery class 😃

Well that was a delight. Loved Sewing Bee and Joe Lycett tonight 😍

Sorry, Ageas UK, I was a bit slow on the uptake on the phone earlier. Didn't think the customer service person I spoke to needed to be *that* stroppy though...

All caught up with #SewingBee, it's safe to come back to Twitter

Thanks for the embroidery lesson London Craft Club. Rubber Duck Goes to Sea is complete!

Who has started their Christmas shopping from small businesses? What have you got so far? 🎅🏻😍 #bizchat #shopsmall #shopsmallchangehabits

Who wouldn't choose sheep in Christmas jumpers.

I know many #harrypotter fans who would adore this! x.com/Creatoncrafts/…

Hands up who's looking forward to #Justacard hour on Thursday night!