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olimar: returns to his ship, exhausted after a harrowing day collecting near-worthless pastries in a cave on some alien planet, running for his life from a ghost steamroller mercilessly crushing dozens of pikmin his inbox the moment he gets back: Horny Singles Are In YOUR Area !

big thanks to all the fursuiters I saw at mff, I mean I didn't actually Approach or Meet like nearly any of you but seeing so many suits around still filled me with Raw Vital Energy and Will To Live and all that

(lying on bed, kicking legs in the air, hugging pillow. sighs longingly) fursuits

why is this pikmin character exactly a twinsen's odyssey character

a full year later I'm still blown away by the snakles in elden ring. perfect animal

scariest part of reading lord of the rings is when treebeard says his real name would be too long to say, even though it's well established these little men love nothing more than dropping everything to introduce themselves as frodo son of drogo son of minmo son of dildo son of

wishing everyone a reverse saint patrick today. snakes be upon you

I think it's pretty fucked up that I basically only ever started seeing house centipedes after I got more comfortable with dealing with spiders in the house. this must be what rpg characters feel like all the time. experience only leads me toward fights with bigger horrors

convinced there's not a thing worth doing in michigan that could not be accomplished by living anywhere else and just driving to something. I mean you have to drive to get to anything in michigan already. what a lonely miserable state

coming over to this side to say Hello It Is My Birthday and then resuming my sparse posting schedule

f-zero 99 is kinda fun but they've gotta turn down the difficulty or something. not sure if it's a bug but every time you get close to first place you're supposed to dodge a ton of bombs but this image keeps fading into view and throwing off my driving. is anyone else seeing this

punies come in a variety of shapes and colors. this one is stripy, and green. very beautiful. very powerful.

do you think they're gonna bring back hunting horn as it was in mhw for the new monster hunter or should I just give up early on the hope of having nice things

for the record I Do have an account elsewhere with the username you'd expect but also honestly if you want some non-twitter Clean account to follow me on you might as well go to tumblr