I wonder how long it would take to learn Dutch.

This year's Groundhog Day quote, for no particular reason: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Well that was a dumb game. #Royals

Damn, Houston. I trusted you.

HyVee shouldn't use the phrase "egg-tastic sales" unless eggs are on sale (they aren't).

Your girl is chemo certified now!

The #Royals take the series in Toronto with some clutch hitting in extra innings, winning 7-4. The save by Estevez was too tense, but a win is a win. Back to .500! The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) falls to 54! #HEYHEYHEYHEY #FountainsUp

#Royals salvage the last game of the series in Boston, winning 7-3 to avoid the sweep. The boys climb back to a game under .500, remaining 4 games back of the 3rd wildcard. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 52. #HEYHEYHEYHEY #FountainsUp

#Royals bounce back to take the 2nd game of the series with the Twins, 2-0. Great night for Noah Cameron and the bullpen. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 50. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

#Royals start the homestand off right, winning 7-4. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 48. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

#Royals take their 2nd straight against the Nationals to keep the homestand on the right track. The 8-5 victory brings the #Royals back to .500, remaining 4 games back of the 3rd wildcard. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 47! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

With Cleveland’s loss yesterday, the Yankees are alone in the 3rd wildcard slot. Only a #Royals win or a Yankees loss affect the #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) today. With just 40 games left, the #Royals will need a couple nice win streaks to secure a playoff appearance.

It’s a SWEEP! #Royals defeat the White Sox 6-2, bringing their record to (corrected) 63-61. The boys climbed back for a convincing win with six runs in the 7th and 8th… the rallying #Royals are back! The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 43! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Hey Elon Musk, this premium feature where you can’t change your profile pic regularly due to review? It stinks. Totally messes with the whole point of this account. On behalf of #Royals fans, please open that up and free the #KCMagicNumber so we can do our job!

#Royals keep the win streak rolling, now 5 straight! With the loss by the Mariners earlier, the #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 39! Just 2.5 games back! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Huge win for the #Royals to bounce back and avoid the series sweep in Detroit. Plenty of production from the offense in the 10-8 victory. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 35. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

#Royals win a laugher in Chicago to wrap up a series win, 12-1. Hopefully the offense can stay hot as they return home for a series with Detroit. The #KCMagicNumber is now 32! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

The #Royals take down Detroit thanks to a HUGE home run from BWJ and a very solid first outing from Kolek. #Royals climb within 2 games of Seattle for the final wildcard spot. The #KCMagicNumber (wildcard edition) is now 29! #HEYHEYHEYHEY