This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

#Halloween #TrickOrTreat2024 Parents Please check your child’s sweets bags carefully We have been advised that some children have found Parma Violets in theirs Be aware, be safe

This is Promise. She quickly learned how to pass out candy to trick-or-treaters. And now has a new favorite holiday. 14/10

I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler.

Met a 16 year old zoomer at the gym tonight who kept asking for a spot, after talking for a bit he brought up that he was Christian When I asked what denomination he said he didn’t know, he just prays a lot and sometimes forgets but then gets reminded again by tik tok

ULTRA MARATHON COMPLETED ❤️ Over the last 24 hours i have battled sickness, injury and fatigue but it means the world to say that i have officially ran a 60KM ultramarathon. When I began running a mile a day in April, never did imagine that a day like today would ever be

this is one of the best pranks I've seen

I built a desktop punching bag that automatically types a randomize, passive aggressive line to start your next email.

🎧 The SEO Framework Podcast - Episode 3 is here! Discover why log file analysis is underused with experts Manuel Madeddu, Philip Gamble,Dan Nutter, and Tom Pool. 👉 Check it out now : oncrawl.com/oncrawl-seo-th…

Have you had the chance to listen to episode 3 of #TheSEOFramework yet? Host Manuel Madeddu chats with Philip Gamble , Dan Nutter, and Tom Pool about log file analysis. 👉 Watch or listen now: oncrawl.com/oncrawl-seo-th…

Just picked George up from the dentist and he’s on another planet rn

The Dec. 2024 core update is rolling out, and we expect it will complete in two weeks. If you're wondering why there's a core update this month after one last month, we have different core systems we're always improving. This past blog post explains more: developers.google.com/search/blog/20…

Google's John 🧀 ... 🧀 says URLs offer minimal additional signals for search engines - I've covered this topic so many times over the past two decades (and so has John) seroundtable.com/google-urls-mi…

Google Search Console performance reports hourly data now exportable over the last 24 hours seroundtable.com/google-search-…

This is Nala Bear. Her human hid medicine in a piece of bread hoping she wouldn't notice... She did. 13/10

I just love how happy such a simple thing makes him! 😊😊😊

Love is in the (fresh) air ❤️ This year, Valentine's Day will fall on a Friday, giving you the perfect opportunity to celebrate by booking a romantic weekend away. Find your Valentine's stay today: pitchup.com/romantic-getaw…