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if i could fuck a song it would be this one

this is how i felt telling my boss i got concussed from hitting my head off a window sill

you dont understand dude i Have to eat the food that makes my stomach hurt every time

taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

me reading that i have an interview next week after applying for the job i actually want

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2025 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

it’s like seeing the gates of heaven

when i tell someone to take a photo of me this is what i mean

how i dress with a full face of makeup on

I definitely had the same thought run through my head as a child when my mum would ask me to play Yahtzee with her

when there’s a can of Diet Coke waiting for me in my hot car

this weather gives me diarrhea