Having to put your cat down on Friday the 13th feels fitting

if your parents are still married you’re a nepo baby

The amount of people who I have had to pinky promise I am not getting engaged or eloping on this trip is wild

I have seen the most beautiful towns and scenery ever over the last few days in Ireland and have not taken a single picture. But I have taken dozens of photos of mark as a baby from his mothers house 🤠

I love that I had minimal/no anxiety for the first time in a year while I was on vacation. It’s my first day back at work and the anxiety attacks have started again so this is fun

it's march

What Irish related movie do I make mark watch tonight?

Babe, I know you had a rough day, lemme roll you somethin up real quick…

So many therapy sessions about Taylor Swift today. From moms to teen boys, I have seen lot of happy and sad tears. I just have no idea how to do the documentation for this though 🤠

Yesterday Snapchat memories reminded me 5 years ago was the biggest trauma of my life and today it reminded me that 2 years ago I was hot and skinny so this is fun. My therapist will be hearing from me

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

Unfortunately I’m displaying signs of needing a sweet little treat

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

didn’t have a sweet treat today

Being a child therapist is a wild ride because in minutes I can have a 7 year old recount a horrific abuse story, then switch to set me up in his bearded dragons tank while he plays with a dj set and we have a virtual ‘lizard rave’

My cousin had a tik tok go viral. Many comments asking for where the girls get their clothes or saying they’re hot. These were for me 🤠

A teen client asked me what I do to find small happy moments in a day. I showed her my fb marketplace screen shots folder. She said ‘it’s giving millennial but I get it’