Today, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Steven Brault sang the national anthem. He nailed it. 📰: atmlb.com/2MGP9IW

modern friendship is just sending the same $20 back and forth via venmo, forever

Do girls mature faster than boys or do we just hold them to a higher standard and place more responsibility on them at younger ages?

i’m sry if u get 7 texts in a row from me saying something I could have said in 1 message but I am who I am

you wanna get drunk and party every weekend? awesome!! you wanna eat clean and go to the gym? good for you!! you wanna have sex with your ex for the 3rd time this week?? knock yourself out! what we aren’t gonna do is bash women for living their lives!!! mind ya business

So fine 👌

Hear me out, frats do formal recruitment but it gets filmed like the office & bachelorette so we can watch all the side eye & shade & see if Brad picks Sig Chi or ATO

idea: colleges should run on-campus animal shelters where students can check out dogs like library books but for walks and to play. the dogs will have thousands of people who love them (and might adopt them after graduating) plus students are happier. it’s flawless

if guys were as faithful to girls as they were to their 3 week haircut appointments the world would be a better place

what is a party during the day called? rt for dage fav for darty

Burn 100 Calories: -40 jumping jacks -30 crunches -20 squats -10 push ups