Emergency Brexit powers for lorry queues to be made permanent, and will come into effect as soon as we have enough drivers to form one.

If anyone is looking for a proper decent music podcast get your ears hence to Rockonteurs from Gary Kemp and @guypratt The caliber of guests, the insider knowledge, stories and gossip is just phenomenal. Just listening to Dave Stewart's tale about Stevie Nicks. It is 👀!

Hi! I figured out a new way to play Eternal Flame with a capo on the 7th fret. The little cleansing breath at the start is just me saying to myself, please don't blow it.😀

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, Rockonteurs with Gary Kemp and Guy Pratt: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5PXgyS5HE…

Clowns attend fewer parties than these cunts theguardian.com/world/2021/dec…

I love that the Tories are now arguing that the presence of alcohol doesn't mean this gathering in the Downing Street Garden last May was party... ...when just few days ago, they were arguing that the Christmas quiz wasn't a party because there wasn't alcohol.

Say something principled in a working class accent and they’ll laugh at you. Say something deceitful in an Eton accent and they’ll make you Prime Minister.

Warmest congratulations to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has secured the only job so far created by #Brexit.

Boris Johnson is paying a lawyer to find a loophole to escape from a law which Boris Johnson made up.

Alden Ehrenreich is a perfect Han Solo. Pass it on.

I remember my mum telling me, how people treat the cleaners in their workplace, tells you everything you need to know about who they are

Tonight's #HIGNFY is hosted by Alexander Armstrong, with panellists @rialina_ and Matt Chorley joining Ian and Paul. 9pm - BBC One.

New! Cassetteboy vs Liz Truss - Nu Tax Plan You can support us at ko-fi.com/Cassetteboy , we appreciate it now more than ever. Thanks! #CPC22

Hey NordicTrackUK - Don't you offer tech support/advice to customers with 2nd hand equipment? Not looking to claim on a warranty - just looking for advice on faulty equipment.

Hey Joe Bonamassa (Official) - Travelling light again?

Carol Vorderman calls for Laura Kuenssberg to be sacked. RT if she should be. Who should replace her?

Hey! Booking.com your customer help are giving out bad advice! Got a suspicious looking message through your platform - your agent told me not to worry, go ahead and click the link. Called the hotel instead, tehy confirmed they'd been hacked!!!

Robert Smith: "Dynamic pricing is a scam that would disappear if every artist said, ‘I don’t want that!’ (...) ‘Oh, we didn’t know,’ they say. They all know. If they say they do not, they’re either fucking stupid or lying" #TheCure #Ticketmaster