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Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's

MTG’s federal pension vests after five years of service — on January 3, 2026.

Something very funny about sending a true conspiracy theorist who believes that a cabal of pedophile elites are running the country to Congress and she just finds out that the cabal of pedophile elites running the country were the guys on her side all along and then quits

So Rand Paul wants all of us to work to 70 before we draw SS but Congress can draw lifetime pensions and full medical after 5 years for working 9 months out of a year .Did I get that right?

Republicans are currently accusing OH Dem gov candidate Amy Acton of posting an AI video of Vivek Ramaswamy suggesting year-round school for kids. One big problem: the video is real and was up for hours on TikTok before that portion was edited out. We have the original here.

It's actually insane how bad of a candidate he is

just learned from my therapist that being raised by emotionally immature parents means you’re treated like an adult when it’s convenient for them, but a child if you go against what they’re wanting

Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package

Removing free access to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, while making it free on Trump’s birthday, is exactly as racist as you think it is.

Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away.

stop bothering me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

I’m going to do pull-ups while wearing my Sunday finest? JUST HIRE SOME FUCKING AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS.

Jennifer Welch: “l just think it’s really important to remind everybody all the time that Elon Musk is a fucking immigrant that doesn’t pay taxes who is a parasite off the American taxpayer”

Pope Leo XIV says he thinks Donald Trump is trying to break apart the alliance between the United States and Europe: “The remarks that were made about Europe also in interviews recently, I think, are trying to break apart what I think needs to be a very important alliance today

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare while buying all the homes

ever since i was little i knew i wanted people to watch how they speak to me

Things that have never ruined my day: • Trans people existing • Gender-neutral bathrooms • Women in charge • Immigrants wanting a better life • Drag queen story time • Pronouns • Education • Science and progress • Diversity in the workplace Things that have ruined my

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!