Twitter Beğeni Hilesi

Accommodating depression: A student struggling with major depression fell off the face of the earth for a few weeks. They resurfaced and asked if they could make up the work they missed. I said of course. They were confused. "Will I get points marked off?" 1/5

thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:

The Rabbat 🦇🐰

Not men explaining to me why [women] teachers need dress codes. Please stop.

I had a dream last night where I called a sexist man stupid. It was a good dream.

so hbo really expected me to hate daemon targaryen when i spent the last decade simping for these two??

Now that the loser Elon owns Twitter, I don’t honestly know how much longer I’ll be using this app.

My professor: “Don’t get in your head about this.” Me: “It’s like you know me.”

I just cut my paper from 24 pages to 12 pages and that hurt my soul

Wild to realize this guy I only knew as a singing comedian is one of the voices of our generation

You have to accept what people are willing to give you

Uvalde should have been the last straw. And it wasn’t. I am in shock. People who voted R in TX are complacent with the possibility of more Uvalde’s.

sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk

I'm not gonna lie, I kind of enjoy how grown adult single women appear to make a chunk of our society increasingly uncomfortable.

Hey. Before Twitter goes away, maybe help me find my hero? On Dec. 27th, 2020, my husband passed out while driving, and our car crashed at 70mph on I-10 near Jacksonville, FL. A driver headed the opposite direction saw the crash, exited the interstate, and got back on- 1/6

I know I need to keep this tattoo wrap on but the temptation to yank it off is almost too much to handle

Everything I hear about trump is entirely against my will

Andrew Tate has been let back on Twitter. I think that’s my final straw y’all. It was fun.