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During Covid my dad cooked up an MRE while we were fishing and halfway through eating the included skittles I realized the package advertised a film that was more than a decade old

Well to hell with Memphis and Little Rock but be certain we go way the hell out of the way for Pierre South Dakota

Twitter is such a nice place when every tweet I see is people bittersweetly reminiscing on dragon ball

If i could buy that funky little motorcycle car thing I would not be taking a tacoma to work I tell you what

If it ain’t chartreuse it ain’t no use

Santa Fe the true mile (and a quarter) high city

The hours you put in at work turn into tax money that turns into this. You are paying for this. You don’t have decent transit or schools or healthcare, but there’s money enough for this.

I know Sean Austin for his Oscar worthy performance in 50 first dates and nothing else

If you look too long into the stupid, the stupid will look back at you

I desire to say things I will later regret

Mr Boosie sir can I offer you a platinum membership to Backcountry Hunters and Anglers? Maybe Captains for Clean Water, Mr Boosie?

Elect me and I will send people who talk like this straight to the gulags

I don’t disagree with the anti car people but I cannot agree with them solely because every single one talks the way the most annoying person at your workplace talks. “raison d’être” just shut the fuck up man

May you never know peace

A 23% wage increase led to a 4% price increase. That's called winning at policymaking.

Steven Adams did this with ja on the run years ago