Cody Krell has the worst stock advice

You keep reminding me of your coupon. Yes, you're cheap and you want to save money. I get it.

Being a good speller is like being able to draw a cool dragon, unless your tattoo artist, no one cares. Skin doesn't auto correct!

If magic was real, David Blaine should of used it to stay famous!

Contrary to what King of Leon might tell you, if your sex is on fire. You have chlamydia and they have a cream for that.

No matter where I am or what mood I am in this song always makes me smile. #Memories #GreatSong #HowItAllStarted

The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

When ever your sad, just image a t-Rex making your bed with its little arms!

Life is to short to be average!

Me and Pawpular

The war on drugs is taking so long, because the people on drugs put up a hella of a fight!

Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters ..... Less someone gets stabbed, murder or something gets real then Call the police!

Time to pretend

This is how to grub at Night! #Avocado #Strawberrys #GrilledChicken

Venkata Ramana Chenn Hold up! no, no, no she did not just TWEET that!? Cody Krell #mindblown