Not gonna say what I’m thinking cause I don’t wanna be startin somethin

I regret to inform that I am not HAGS

Do you ever look at someone’s story and be like... how do you not have covid already?

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

That’s a Titan

in every relationship one persons a chef and one person has IBS

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

“zero to the power of zero is one” ok well first of all relax

im not customizing my home screen i am 24 years old

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

just dance had no business making that stupid ass Rasputin dance so hard

and now look at us

THE BRA #Bachelor