Took long enough but Mike has blocked me.

Anywany. Hopefully my parody will piss off now.

I'm off to deal with some alcohol like I do my business... sink it, very quickly.

Final full day at the office. Going to see if I can steal that coffee machine from HQ.

What does he have to do to get fired? chesterchronicle.co.uk/news/chester-c…

It's over

And you thought things were bad we me in charge

U OK Hun? Lynn Riley

@GarethJAnderson @north_sapientia Lynn Riley @sipick.bsky.social @SteRSmith 12 years of Shitchester Yes?

I feel for Jeremy Corbyn. I've been there.

I hear there's a vacancy coming up

😂 x.com/north_sapienti…

Well...

Got my campaign music sorted youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU

Only £500 to stand...

You dare not turn your back around here at the club. The knives are out.

Who do we want?

Someone is going to get a telling off. McVay is meant to be mine.

I'd like to lend my full support to what's his name in the election for Member of Parliament for City of Chester