Happy Opening Day! Or as I like to call it, The Day Optimism Dies

Congrats to Adam Wainwright for getting starts in 27 consecutive decades. My favorite season of his was 1896 if you were curious.

Hayes has the yellowist batting gloves, and for that he should be proud

Is it too late to change $70 million dollars to pesos on that contract? Who has some White Out?

Good job by JT limiting the damage, which coincidentally is the Pirates slogan this year.

I’d appreciate it if all those Cardinals fans who were filming the at bat by Pujols could send me the video of that week roller to the pitcher. That’s a keeper!

To be fair, it’s impressive what Molina and Wainwright are doing at their age. I found it hard to sit down without making a grunting noise at their age.

Watching JT pitch today makes me feel as uncomfortable as this guy

Down 4 runs after 2 innings. Lost our young star to injury. Not the best start to the season. I believe in our business they call that an understatement.

Vogelbach is going to make a great beer-league softball player someday.

It’s only the 6th inning and I feel like I’ve been watching this game for a week. And not a pleasant week.

Goldschmidt on pace to walk 14,000 times this year. My math may be faulty.

In case you’re wondering where I am Thursday nights.

I’m searching for positives from this game. So far I’ve got: 1. It’s almost over 2. 3. 4.

I hate them so so much.

Winning streak: 1

RT if your favorite baseball team is over .500!!!! 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

Brewers fell into the trap of scoring first. Suckers. Real teams make comebacks.

This only counts as 1 loss right?

Dear Bob Nutting & Pittsburgh Pirates, For the love of god, please sell the team and free this city from your addiction to mediocrity. There are other ways you can make money that don’t affect the millions of us who just want our baseball team back.