Emily’s guide to losing a few pounds: Get hella sick for a week with little to no appetite. (Side effects may include achieving official “bog witch lookin-ass” status.)

dave bautista in his littlest glasses yet

Big ups to the Muslim sister Imane Khelif who advanced in the Olympics today to box for the gold medal after facing a swarm of the most idiotic, bigoted comments I’ve ever seen an Olympic athlete face. Inshallah she wins the big one & the bitchasses online get the help they need.

Meet Vinnie & MJ!* These cuties are newly available for adoption at Helping Hands. Come see me! (*Pasquantino & Melendez, of course!💙) #Royals

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3XurUIl

That Netflix doc about Vince comes out tomorrow… brb getting my popcorn ready

jd vance gives off the vibe that he refers to it as "babysitting" when he's watching his own children and "helping" when he's cleaning his own house

An entire cornucopia of #Royals players posting celebration videos going to the ALDS and this is the one post from Vinnie Pasquantino It’s perfect

Oh Im Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I have one of the coolest nicknames in sports. Screw you man