Congrats on your sobriety Denise but you look dreadful in both pictures all my love Maureen x

I’m the President - Knower

omfg

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I hate cheerleaders

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

I was in the 212

MIND BLOWN

I can’t believe Penny Mordaunt has the audacity to blatantly lie like that. What a horror show.

I say this as a true atheist, but god bless Carol Vorderman

This is the stuff of absolute nightmares

Can’t sleep because I’m going to BEEFMINCE tomorrow and it’s like gay Christmas. If any DJs in the beef room are taking requests, any HARD house would be lovely. Tony De Vit, Tidy Girls, Paul Glazby… 😈

Season 3 of Severance is available upon request. - Tim C.