Dear #CBBUK, if Roxanne dies tonight of her injuries, it's on your head.

tuiuk please unless the Taurito princess attend to their customer service issues you must drop them from your brochures . Horrible rude staff

This pigeon jamming along to a busker is the best thing you will see all day. x.com/_stumbler/stat…

Frank skinner just been turned up on Absolute Radio , a pleasant Eddie Argos and ArtBrut surprise for a Saturday morning

A love story in the making ... when Billy met Beth! Check out Puntfair's latest blog all about Beth's services. puntfair.co.uk/beth/when-bill… #puntfair #betting #askbeth #horseracing

Don't think one ever asked this before folks it's bloody sad. Please #pledge on @jgcrowdfunding crowdfunding.justgiving.com/owen-burdett?u…

My joining the gym is going well. I bought new trainers last week and just got some clothes to wear, maybe I'll actually go to the gym soon

KFC hey colonel is this a new policy when selling Beans?

Is Janice dickinson and Steven Tyler the same person?

I never had any doubt that TYSON FURY would win,and to be there to see it made it even better. #newheavyweightchampion

Ahh xmas is about scanning down the twitter tits timeline reading some deluded cuntness oh the Bantu

Eddie starts talks for barroso I'd imagine the only talks would be fuck off not a chance

The quest for Charlies I pad @CharlieGP1977

The Square (Harlow) hi and welcome back , I see you have the subways playing when will they be off the stage cos I might pop up

As a spurs fan I am used to leaving Europe quite quickly #InOrOut

Excited Ron Howard is coming into the studio live this morning.

Theresa May Jeremy Corbyn Do us all a favour and watch #Ambulance on BBC and see where NHS, Mental Health & Social care need to be improved

So after a lot of where do u want to go tomorrow? I don't mind where do u want to go? We still can't decide. We wouldn't have this problem if The Square (Harlow) wasn't closed down. #shouldnothavebeenclosed Circle Housing

We're looking for local talent to support our #GoBrightWalk! Do you have a fun fair stall? In a band? Have a knack for face-painting, glitter tattoos, balloon animals, circus tricks, arts and crafts?... You name it, we want to hear from you! Contact Emma on 01279 773754