$META shareholders.

FAANG? More like DAANG! Am I right?!

the bird is freed

My wife was asking me why I have a pile of clothes next to the dirty clothes hamper. I had to explain to her.. those aren’t dirty. They’re *not quite* dirty. I wore them, yes, so you can’t put them back on a hanger. But I didn’t wear them enough for them to be dirty.

#ElonMusk #KevinHart

It’s called daylight savings, Tone. No one knows why the fuck we do it anymore. I say it’s a scheme by the government to make sure everyone stays depressed so they buy more meds like Prozac and shit

Men defining what a woman is, what women should and shouldn’t fear, what women should and shouldn’t say, what rights women should be fine with giving up and, of course, what constitutes ‘real’ misogyny: get a bloody mirror. That’s real misogyny, looking right back at you.

Deeply amused by those telling me I’ve lost their admiration due to the disrespect I show violent, duplicitous rapists. I shall file your lost admiration carefully in the box where I keep my missing fucks.

East Palestine, Ohio is undergoing an ecological disaster bc authorities blew up the train derailment cars carrying hazardous chemicals and press are being arrested for trying to tell the story. Oh but UFO’s! What is going on? x.com/AmVirtueOrg/st…

Silicon Valley created a culture of excessive speculation on the dumbest ideas. They shouldn't come out now crying and blackmailing the taxpayer to bail them out. You've made your bed, now lie in it!

when clients hard code all of the excel support

Every parent should watch this

Consenting adults should do whatever makes them happy, provided it does not harm others, but a child is not capable of consent, which is why we have laws protecting minors.

Her: “Let’s roll play tonight” Him: “Okay, I’ll be the Fed” Her: “and I’ll be the Economy” Him: “Oh, I’m going to destroy you”

Holy shit this is funny

Best way for Elon to create The America Party is to poach young Democrat and Republican talent and provide them the funding infrastructure. Many young politicians are forced to tow the party line in fear of losing campaign funding. Imagine if that threat no longer existed?

Who did this 😂😂😂

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