constipation speed run.

can i come watch you lift heavy boxes

can you also be shirtless

gay

nuh uh

⠀ ⋆ ﹠̲ ﹠̲ —— 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 ( 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝕯𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑 ... ！ “ You have no 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮 how to talk to a 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏, do you? ” ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍𝐓ᴏɴʏ's ᴍᴏᴍ ¿ ғᴀᴠ ﹢ ʀᴛ ? ⠀

mom??

good morning to no one except steve but only if he responds in the next five minutes.

aw kid, i'll say good morning to you too (no stipulations).

i'll retract my good morning then, damn.

overshot that 5 minutes just a bit.

??? i'm like twice your age.

what do i get in return?

bad deal.

why are you scolding me about language. don't you have a job to go to or something?

never you mind your pretty head about interior design, steven.

first dad, now you... really, nothing should surprise me anymore.

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seb.⠀ can everyone pls drop their 'hop on marvel rivals' gifs so i can build a collection

no one tell steve i broke his favourite mug :)