River otter documentary on the TV at the gym. Hell fuckin yeah BROTHER #otter

I have a confession… As I get older, my body is struggling to process some dairy products like it could when I was younger. This is NOT a reflection of beta status so I will not hear it from any haters. I am simply being transparent and honest. The trait of a true man

Do yall remember how lit Stacks was as a freshman in college. That place was the shit

I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEESIEST!!!

I have begun liking instagram stories at an alarming rate #TakenOrNotCigWarriorMakesHisPresenceFelt

How do you feel about out the inhumane bombing of civilian targets in warfare jurisdictions?

LUTHER!!!

I’ve come to terms that the Blues losing Game 7 in Winnipeg earlier this year was as devastating as the Hoosiers blowing out Illinois was exciting.

The NYT Connections today is really easy if you: 1. Aren’t colorblind 2. Gamble heavy 3. Paid even the slightest attention in math/science class

Intentionally missing the toilet with my piss so I have something for the dust to stick to when I wipe the floor

Why are you, as a grown man, not applying hella Goldbond on your junk?

When the fuck does MACtion start!!!??

Ripping a fart at the train stop not realizing the woman 8-10 ft away from me was not wearing earbuds. Oops #IOwnThisTrainStop

St. Ignatius would be proud of this boy’s motion today #AMDG

Third shirt in 3 months I’ve busted out of. I need to stop busting in my shirts

Kendall Jenner is so hot

I’m eating blackberries the size of mini weenies. Robert F. Kennedy Jr what are they putting in these blackberries?

😂😂

Remember when John B found that treasure. That was pretty sick

$136M to lose before the conference finals every year is crazy work Minnesota Wild