Oh. The fake AI man sold?

Shoulda brought back the hamster races instead bros

Rather get scammed by Donald’s entire family than read another victory lap from dudes who have been calling top since 50k pls make it stop

The world if the euro session didn’t exist (BTC is 562k)

“Yeah fellas tbh we’re trying to max extract on this one” -Donald Trump

There’s no way people actually thought the United States government was market buying cardano. There’s just no way

Every green Sunday I’m told not to trust but what about red Sundays (we’re all gonna die)

The crypto black swan everyone saw coming is happening

Saw the words black swan 1000 times last week but what if the black swan is for bears?

I literally bought because it was going up increasingly. I don’t know who wouldn’t do that.

Lose these levels and its lights out (for bears)

People really sold FARTCOIN because the gov bodies that make up data announced potential trouble in their future made up data that they literally make up? idk man sounds odd to me

I pray all my coins are bundled by the housecoin devs those mfs know how to let a coin run 😩

As a stone cold bottom buyer and occasional top seller, what is wrong with the average alt holder this cycle? These charts are embarrassing

Gonna turn full blown European scalper man. Can’t sustain momentum for more than a week before we give it all back. Level to level matey

Some times I think LLMs are going to irreversibly change the world and some times I argue with them for 35 minutes to handle basic json mapping tasks I could do on my own in 48 seconds

Higher rates/no cuts are good for risk. Not sure why it’s taking the average CT member so long to realize this. Suppose people will learn in the next 72 hours or wtv

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