Your yearly reminder that most things worth doing are worth doing poorly. Fuck perfection. Art? Do it poorly. School work? Do half rather than not doing it at all. Calling a friend? Text them if you're afraid to call rather than not talking to them at all.

How many of your nine pinned chats are group chats? Four for me!

Rly pleased to report that weight gain has made my ass much fatter. 🍑

How do you stay sane without getting yourself little treats every time you go out? Asking for me and my budget.

Everyone go wish my fave Jazmyn a happy birthday!!!!

Our 15th anniversary is coming up next month, and I have no idea what to get him. He’s had me for 15 years, what do you get someone who has everything??

Happy 40th birthday to my beloved, Adam Driver. 🎉

It finally happened I can hardly believe it!!! Thanks for swinging by, it was so fun!!

I truly love seeing everyone’s Wrapped. Show me yours!!!

ADAM DRIVER RETURNS!!!! Shall I try to go see him again? 🤔

Not to brag, wait no I’m absolutely bragging, but on Spotify Scene Queen said that I’m a favorite. So yeah. 💖

It’s that time of year! If you want a card from me, add your info to my postable! ❤️💚 postable.com/amienallen?fbc…

#wapeach deserves a #wabowser

HE FUCKING SAID CRINGE BYE

Me: I rly just want to cease to exist rn. Me: You’ve already spent money on tickets for five concerts so far in 2024 Me: Oh right hell yeah.

thinking about how adam probably just plays piano in his home from time to time and it’s so unfair that i’m not a nyc cockroach living in his walls who’s able to listen to him playing 😔😔

When I say I’m in love, I mean IM IN LOVE

Our Christmas cards are in hand! Last chance to add your info to my postable! postable.com/amienallen

Do I win at therapy or lose at therapy when my therapist just slow blinks and says, “…wow” ???

Does anyone have experience purchasing an airline ticket with bereavement fares? I need some guidance.