Tim Walz Governor Tim Walz Why are you letting this happen?

Don’t think it’s good for anyone that the FBI Director is an easily triggered, pissy Twitter reply guy

Saw Theo Von on College Gameday so I flipped the channel to Big Noon Kickoff and was instantly met with Dave Portnoy on my screen.

Matt Lieb??

Portland FROG is back - after getting "Pepper sprayed in the ass"

4 male officers tackle woman outside ICE facility—rip her clothes off during arrest. "Stop pulling her clothes off!" citizens yell. "You're assaulting her right now." "She just pulled over to ask for directions," witness explained. "Within a minute, DHS throws her to the ground

The year is 2027. You read an ai generated description next to an ai image of a burger from a clanker-owned and operated restaurant. A clanker delivers you the meal. You try to eat the burger before remembering you are a clanker now and no longer need food as it’s inefficient.

leaving my $220k public sector job where I stand on a subway platform and play candy crush. to own the libs

Software engineers have negated every advancement in transistor density, computer architecture, compilers, and computer networking over the past 30 years.

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

It’s so funny how 2008 happened we all learned a super valuable lessons (banks and big corporations are ruining our country) and then the banks got worse and the corporations got bigger

Huel having 1000% more lead than recommended would actually be a bit of an Occam’s Razor to what’s been going on in SF this past decade

my entire feed is now Asian girls - announcing they're in SF - just joined an AI company - "marketing"

I like how the Young Republicans all store their groyped mass in their central torso. They look like they've been genetically engineered to survive golf cart crashes

Change My Mind is Steven Crowder who is still alive lol

I asked Curtis Sliwa "are you okay with losing and knowing you contributed to Mamdani's victory?" I did my best to relay the concerns of capitalist america and used Bill Ackman's tweet as a reference "a vote for Curtis Sliwa is a vote for Zohran Mamdani" This was Sliwa's

1969: we can send people to the moon with 4kb of ram 2025: a cloud outage means my smart bed won’t cool down

It finally happened. I've got a giant merge conflict and both sides were vibe coded and I don't recognize either. Now I'm vibe merging the conflicts too

“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?” No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment