The ancient tradition of saying Folkestone instead of Felixstowe goes on - breaking my heart @nedboulting 💔

The year is 1993, people try to have phone calls on trains. The year is 2003, people try to have phone calls on trains. The year is 2023, people try to have phone calls on trains. The year is Æėüöö99-B°, people try to have phone calls on trains.

Don’t trust a bald man with an umbrella.

Never seen a man look more destined to bring the Indoor League back, than the new Argentina PM.

You’ll never be as enthusiastic as a duck on newly flooded grass.

saying hi to the current lineup of Black Country, New Road

Confident that nobody opens crisps earlier in the morning than Brits.

Driving license. Pen license. License to kill. Yet still no brolly license.

The North-South divide is where people stop getting on with meal deals and start getting on with tin foil wrapped sarnies.

If a black hole could open anywhere today…

"Yes we need to tax wealth, but.. its not just about taxing wealth.. its also about addressing the underlying structure of our economy. Its no good just spending more public money where the money is routed straight back to the top 1%" RMT's Eddie Dempsey at #TUC25. Spot on

Jacob Collier was raised in an environment in which every potential obstacle to his work could be solved by throwing money at the problem and it really shows

Today is the 5th anniversary of one sport receiving more covid-related government financial support than all the others put together 🙏 x.com/RishiSunak/sta…