Well this is awkward given the circumstances....

The Scottish Sun. Big News!!! Woman from Falkirk got the wrong sauce on her kebab 🥙 😂 😂 I'm ragin! Sending thoughts and prayers 🙏 What a shit rag. #dontbuythesun The Scottish Sun

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Who can get it? 😂 It's an easy one...... 🎶

A wee trek over to Kinghorn today. Whit a braw day. ☺

Hairy dug Iona has been tae the hairdresser. She's all Labra, and nae doodle. 😂 Poor thing.

Well, we're having a wee holiday in Tiree. What a beautiful island. Weather's been good to us so far too. Daft dugs having a ball! Cottage is amazing. ♥ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥

A wander around Balevullin on Tiree today. A bit windy, but things improved. Weather's been so kind to us. Daft dugs been in swimming at every chance. Sitting in the harbour now having a pint. ☺ ♥ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

It's coming up to midge season...

After having a nightmare with the van throwing a driveshaft, and the RAC being as much use as a chocolate teapot and taking 22 hours to get us sorted for a second leg, Having a toddle around Wales. Couple of nights at Shell Island. What a beautiful place. ♥ ☺ ♥ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇪

Annual rendition of the sash outside our house this morning. 🙄

Alright Twitter. Been a while. What did I miss? ☺ ♥ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

What fresh hell is this? 🙄 Been away too long think. This is twitter isn't it? 🤔 Its a sad day when you can't throw a few pelters at Piers Morgan.