Dear Aaron Judge, I come to you asking for a little favor. Before the season my friend bet me a slap in the face you wouldn't hit 40HR this year. I know asking for 14 in 3 games is a lot, but I remember last July you hit 47 in one night. So if anyone can, it's you. THX! #yankees

You’d think the A’s would know by now that if you’re trying to tag someone at home in a playoff game it takes a shovel pass from the shortstop. TBS Network New York Yankees #yankees

A horror story in 12 words: I ordered Mozzarella Sticks on Seamless and they didn't come with marinara. #scary #food #horror #scarystory #mozzarellasticks #food #seamless

Well daaaamn. If that’s how the citizens in the Marvel movies feel all the time, count me out. #coned #nyc #astoria #explosion #fire #conedison #transformer #transformerfire #bluesky #nycbluesky #marvel #mcu

The New York Yankees plan is falling into place. They signed #Tulowitzki and now Jared ➐. Once they sign Coors Field we'll be all set. #yankees #letsgoyankees #Rockies Colorado Rockies ESPN YES Network FOX Sports FS1 #mlb #baseball #hotstove #coorsfield

If It's Always Sunny ever ends, I hope the finale is The Gang Gets Bar Rescue(d). Jon Taffer Rob Mac Glenn Howerton kaitlin olson Danny DeVito #itsalwayssunny #tv #comedy #barrescue

Oh come on New York Road Runners, really? I’ve gotta be at the #popularbkhalf BY 5am for a 7am start? I don’t even give that much lead time for checking in at the airport. #running #run #nycrunning #fitness #fit #tired #nyrr

Bought a CRUXkitchen air fryer from Macy's and it died mid first use. Pulled drawer to flip food. Put it back in and nothing. Waste of money and waste of food. How are we rectifying this? #macysplatinummember

Being a MLB GM at the #TradeDeadline must be amazing. Imagine having the ability to walk up to someone you don't like at work and being like, "hey bro, so not only do you not work here anymore... You also have to move to Cincinnati." #baseball #mlb #espn MLB Network

This week I learned that if you want to pay bills and not accrue late fees, dont deposit a check into america's most convenient #bank TD Bank. I did it Mon., it's now Thur. Still can't access my $. My fiance wanted to open a joint account. Guess where we arent going to open it

Hey TD Bank can you explain to Capital One how I deposited money into you to pay them on 9/30 but for some reason I can't use it until 10/9? It's cool though, I need to lose weight anyway, so it's good that I wont have money or credit to eat. #bank

I’m over here worrying about my family’s safety wondering why ADT isn’t working so I check their twitter and realized THIS is who I’ve entrusted with our security. #adt #homesecurity #safety #simspsons #imindanger SimpliSafe Vivint Frontpoint

That TRILLER #PaulvsAskren card could’ve been an email.

Years after Schitt's Creek Roland learns he is the heir to a tobacco fortune in the American south. The former leader in Dipping Tobacco is shocked to learn it’s in Roland’s hands. Can this small town Everyman succeed amongst the Southern Elites? #DipSchitts. @Netflix dan levy