you wouldn’t get it

im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

so many people around me getting married, engaged, having kids and i’m just like this in my house

not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday or Wednesday 😭😭😭

I lovveeeee stalking my own social media presence like Ok who is this diva

Problem with me is I want a guy who is the literal embodiment of Patrick Bateman lol xxx mwah 💋 xxx

It’s acc getting TOO funny how many men are using AI pictures of themselves on dating apps … lmaooooo please have a day off 🤣🤣🤣 mwah xxxx

My god this way of life is painful xxx

Congrats on your kinda ugly boyfriend who takes you on cute christmas dates and buys you nice things and seems to genuinely love you. Unfollowed btw

My god what was in the air for people getting proposed to on Xmas day yesterday? I’m telling you low effort in my opinion there’s 364 other days you can do that lol xxxx mwah 💋 xxx

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

😔

i’m embracing being a sexy horrible evil avoidant woman

28 years ago, madonna released the timeless ‘frozen’

type of shit I been on