I’m not every customer’s first choice and that’s okay!!

This happens to me once a week

My favorite question on the job (please enjoy my sweatstache🩷🤗)

I have been raptured! I am writing this from heaven! They gave me a phone bc I got bored and started chewing on the halos

I handle all customer complaints with grace and humility

I love compliments!

We don’t need ai-generated raccoon media!!!! You cannot improve on perfection!!! And you are depriving the real ones of water to soak their trash in!!!

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bed at 2pm watching a tiktok explaining how the grinch was a taurus

I have not vaped in 24 hours, anyway I can’t believe I forgot how good Last Holiday is, Queen Latifah is so delightful, she has such a way with the staff and fellow guests, she really deserved to go on that trip and treat herself

Just completed 72 hours without my vape. I have allegedly done significantly harder things than quit vaping but I have amnesia about all that stuff. So embarrassing. Googoo gaga I miss my binky. Blessings.

Ask me about my wets!