Covid Lockdown Anniversary Joke of the Week!! Day 1: I have stocked up on enough supplies to remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic. Day 1 + 11 months: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix. 😂😂😂😂

Please find attached the link to Nottage Chapel’s Palm Sunday Service for Sunday 28th March 2021. youtu.be/cUe4fSnehYk

Nottage Chapel offers its condolences to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II on the death of her dear husband, the Duke of Edinburgh.

Those who would build walls are prisoners. I'm going to go fulfil my proper function; I'm going to go unbuild walls. We don't have to engage in grand actions to participate in change. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world. - Ursula K. Le Guin

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Hatred stirs up conflict, but love covers over all wrongs. - Proverbs 10:12 I firmly believe that hatred, like anger, works on the physical glandular system as well as on the moral fiber of our nation, and in doing so, can bring no positive good. - Margaret Walker

Today, Nottage Chapel bids a fond farewell to our longest serving member, Jean Thomas. Because of COVID restrictions, and to make the situation less traumatic for her son, the funeral will be a very small family affair conducted by Jean’s nephew. God bless Jean.

Joke of the Week!! (And sage advice for these days of social media!!)

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Jokes of the Week!!! 😂😂😂 Why do banks charge an overdraft fee when they already know you're skint? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

Joke of the Week!! 😂😂😂😂 If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Jokes of the Week! I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it! What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. 😂😂😂😂

Joke(s) of the Week!!! What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach? Sunday. I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again. Do I like wind turbines? Yes, I’m a big fan. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. 😂😂

Jokes of the Week!! Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl. I said, “I didn’t know he could.” My son has been eating electrical cords. What do I do? Ground him until he conducts himself properly. 😂😂😂👍

Joke of the Week!!! A termite walks into a bar and says “Where’s the bartender?” 😂😂😂😂

Just a quick reminder that there is a service this Sunday (22nd August 2021) at 11am. If you are attending would you please drop us a line. Many thanks. - Rev Lewis.

Jokes of the Week!! What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. 😂😂😂😂

Our service this Sunday at 11am will be led by Mrs Sarah Boyce of Cardiff Unitarians. A gentle reminder that in line with Welsh Government regulations, face coverings must be worn unless someone has a valid reason not to do so.

Joke of the Week!! It was a very long and boring sermon. As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Reverend, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God." The minister was thrilled. "Really? Tell me why." "Because it endured forever." 😂😂😂😂