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Seems Indonesia's president speech mentioning Thanos was no coincidence. After the US gov made Capt and the Avengers criminals, Indonesia has been harboring them and even building them a new base in Merauke, secretly calling it a time capsule monument. @marvel

Bedanya tiket VIP dan GA1 apa ya @Jouska_id, di Loket ga ada infonya.

padahal gajah Indonesia kecil-kecil, ternyata ada yang gede juga.

Saya berterima kasih kpd mas Lukman H. Saifuddin , Menteri Agama yg memberitahu saya— sebelum sumber2 resmi berbicara — bhw Presiden Joko Widodo sama sekali belum pernah memerintahkan pembebasan Abu Bakar Baasyir, krn yg bersangkutan belum menyatakan menerima Pancasila dan NKRI.

Hari ini naik MRT dari Dukuh atas ke Blok-M, tapi terus jalan sampai ke Lebak Bulus karena dua mbak-mbak curhat disebelah soal teman mereka yang selingkuh sama boss dan anaknya, dan gue pengen tau akhir dari ceritanya. #kalonontonkudu1season

Emang kenapa sih kalo follow Goodbener du FB? I only followed his account because I love reading sh!t posts.

"Sengaja digenangkan" Narasi paling janggal, hanya pemikiran orang frustasi ga becus kerja dan ga mampu atasi banjir Pemprov DKI Jakarta daerah utara. Hanya di era Anies Rasyid Baswedan*

Pohonnya ditebangin sih.

Just saw the news Kobe Bryant and daughter passed away. One of my fav players, I'm heart broken. Rest in Peace Kobe & Giana.

Laki dan perempuan gak boleh kena banjir bareng, nanti hamil.

Kenapa organisasi Pramuka yang direview kalau sudah jelas faktor penyebab adalah human error?

Missing your IKEA meatball fix? We’ve created a recipe for you to recreate this delicious dish in the comfort of your own home #IKEAmeatballs

Playing with Salmon is my new thing

Flaming every Mondays, make your order before every Fridays.

Some of my zooms are like...

Today was a battlefield, how was your day?

I ask myself the same question too. Will you be my donut? instagram.com/p/CVZrS96loRA/…

Tesla owners, twitter will soon be part of your car's bloatware.

Eggs are just boneless chickens