I just checked out the Lorelei. What a dump Mark

Best ass rusher to play the game.

“Can’t slow down” or “cunt slidin’?”

lol New York Jets Rodgers didn’t last one series and Zach Wilson never had any time, now Boyle running for his life. No way it’s O line fault, right?

I found a good deal on some new offensive linemen New York Jets

This dude wins LMAOOOO 😆 #gametime

What the fuck.

After all of our advancements as a society, women’s basketball is still unwatchable.

So breakdancing is now an Olympic Sport but farting still isn’t?

Dear Google Translate would your app be a good way for me to communicate with someone who doesn’t speak English on a first date? Asking for a friend.

Dear Donald J. Trump Elon Musk Kamala Harris I am voting for whichever candidate will make daylight savings time a year-round thing. No more standard time. No more changing clocks. #Election2024

I don’t know what I’m going to do now that a bunch of old washed-up celebrities are moving out of the country. Especially the ones who don’t even make art anymore. We needed them to stay here so bad. Tom Hanks BEYONCÉ Taylor Swift Travis Kelce Cardi B Rihanna

Hey Travis Kelce have you packed your bags yet? I heard you were moving out of US if Donald won and I can’t imagine this country without you in it. You matter so much.

Hey Tom Hanks how’s the move to Canada going? Need any help? I don’t know how America survives without you.

Hey Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez you may be horrible at your job, but you won my re-erection 😘🍆

Rumor has it that Kaleb in GB has now officially been blown, although vaginally he still remains a virgin. Congrats Champ 😚🍆💨

Name a bigger bitch. The only people who like him are Swifties lol so embarrassing Travis Kelce

Yes. Seven million in a week and they reduced waste by 7 billion that same week. I’ll take that deal every time. Idiot.

Elon is right.

Dear Jim Rome Happy Fodder’s Day Regards, personal appearance smack on the clone show radio program